Appendix C: Quantifying Inaction - A Tyrant's Best Friend

Here at Tyrant Meetings, we understand that inaction is an art form. That's why we've quantified the most effective ways to achieve it.

Method 1: Procrastination by Numbers

Our team of expert tyrants has developed a sophisticated system to measure the exact amount of time wasted in meetings.

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Method 2: The Science of Doing Nothing

We've studied the ancient art of doing nothing, and we've come up with a formula to calculate the perfect amount of inaction.

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Method 3: The Tyrant's Equation for Maximum Inaction

Our team has cracked the code to calculating the optimal amount of inaction, taking into account factors like meeting length and coffee breaks.

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