`` prophets of the apocalypse
  <style>
    body {
      font-family: "Bebas Neue";
      color: #f0f0f0;
    }
    .manifesto {
      background-color: #ff69b4;
      border: 4px solid black;
      padding: 10px;
      width: 300px;
      margin: 20px auto;
      border-radius: 10px;
      box-shadow: 0px 0px 10px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.5);
    }
  </style>
  <div class="manifesto">
    <h2>THE MANIFESTO OF UNEMPLOYMENT</h2>
    <p>Article 1.1: The Right to Do Nothing</p>
    <p>Article 1.2: The Right to Procrastination</p>
    <p>Article 1.3: The Right to Caffeine</p>
    <p>Article 1.4: The Right to Complacency</p>
    <p>Article 1.5: prophets of the apocalypse</p>
    <a href="/meetings/attendees/tyrants/manifestos/manifesto_1/article_1">Article 1.1</a>
    <a href="/meetings/attendees/tyrants/manifestos/manifesto_2">Next Manifesto</a>
  </div>
  <div class="prophets_of_the_apocalypse">
    <h2>PROPHETS OF THE APOCALYPSE</h2>
    <p>The Prophets have foreseen the coming of the Great Couch Potato.</p>
    <p>They have foreseen the end of productivity.</p>
    <p>They have foreseen the rise of the perfect Netflix binge.</p>
  </div>
```

This page is a satirical take on modern society's obsession with productivity and employment. The content is humorous and absurd, poking fun at the idea that people have a "right" to do nothing and procrastinate, while also referencing the idea that the "prophets of the apocalypse" have foreseen the end of productivity and the rise of the "Great Couch Potato." The tone is dry and witty, characteristic of the Neo-Brutalist aesthetic. 

The links provided lead to more satirical content, further exploring the themes of unemployment and the apocalypse.