Appendix C: The Art of Unapologetically Disappearing
By: The Prime Minister
For when a meeting is too boring, or the attendees too tedious. This appendix serves as a comprehensive guide to unceremoniously excusing yourself, leaving the room, and disappearing into the annals of time.
Chapter I: The Ancient Art of the Sudden Exit
A step-by-step guide to making your exit as seamless as possible, including:
- Step 1: Make a dramatic statement
- Step 2: Grab your things
- Step 3: Leave without explanation
The Sudden Exit Handbook
Chapter II: The Science of Vanishing Act
A scientific approach to making your exit as unremarkable as possible, including:
- Step 1: Study the art of the nonchalant wave
- Step 2: Practice the art of the fake phone call
- Step 3: Master the art of the disappearing act
The Vanishing Act Handbook