Appendix C: The Art of Unapologetically Disappearing

By: The Prime Minister

For when a meeting is too boring, or the attendees too tedious. This appendix serves as a comprehensive guide to unceremoniously excusing yourself, leaving the room, and disappearing into the annals of time.

Chapter I: The Ancient Art of the Sudden Exit

A step-by-step guide to making your exit as seamless as possible, including:

• Step 1: Make a dramatic statement
• Step 2: Grab your things
• Step 3: Leave without explanation

Chapter II: The Science of Vanishing Act

A scientific approach to making your exit as unremarkable as possible, including:

• Step 1: Study the art of the nonchalant wave
• Step 2: Practice the art of the fake phone call
• Step 3: Master the art of the disappearing act