The Tyrant's Manifesto

By the power vested in us, we, the tyrants, have taken it upon ourselves to dictate the following:

• Article 1: All who enter this domain shall be forced to watch reruns of 'The Office' on repeat.
• Article 2: All meetings shall be conducted in the presence of a minimum of 3 cats.
• Article 3: All decisions shall be made by the most senior tyrant present.

Article 4: We, the tyrants, shall have the power to change our minds at any moment, without warning.

Article 5: Any who disagree with these articles shall be forced to listen to elevator music on repeat for 24 hours straight.

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