Marketing Memo: Emma's Unconventional Strategy
By: Emma, Chief Tyrant and CEO of Neo-Brutalist Inc.
Subject: Unleash the Power of the Unconventional!
Executive Summary:
In a world where the usual marketing tactics have become stale, we at Neo-Brutalist Inc. have decided to shake things up. That's why we're launching Emma's Unconventional Marketing Strategy, where we'll be using a combination of:
- Tyranny
- Brutalism
- Unorthodox tactics
Key Components:
Our strategy will consist of:
- Conducting focus groups with a group of randomly selected, highly opinionated individuals who have never heard of our product.
- Using our patented "Brutalism" approach, where we'll be bombarding the market with high-contrast colors, thick black borders, and drop shadows that will make your eyes water.
- Creating a series of absurd, satirical, and sometimes disturbing ads that will make you question your own sanity.
Results:
We're confident that our unconventional approach will lead to:
- Increased market share
- More sales
- A higher risk of being sued by our competitors for "torture" and "emotional distress"
Join us on this wild ride and together, we'll make marketing history!
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