Section 1.1: The Tendency to Do Nothing is a Gift
When approaching a task, always remember: "Why do it today, when it can be done by someone else tomorrow?"
// TIRANTING IS NOT JUST A SKILL, IT IS AN ART
// IT TAKES YEARS OF PRACTICE TO MASTER
// BUT WITH THIS GUIDE, YOU CAN BECOME A TYRANT OVERNIGHT
Remember, a good tyrant is like a good chef: always leaving the best for last.
Or, in this case, always leaving the meeting for last.
Appendix: TIRANT'S TO-DO LIST