By the power vested in me, I declare that coffee shall be the only beverage allowed in the break room.
Any who dare oppose shall be subject to the wrath of the coffee mug.
We, the Minions, demand more snacks in the break room.
We shall not be silenced by the Tyrant-in-Chief's decrees.
We, the Underlings, demand a 4-day workweek.
We shall not be bound by the chains of tradition.
This meeting was brought to you by the tyranny of our overlords.