Attendee Roster for the Most Dysfunctional Committee Ever

Meet the people who will make the impossible happen, or at least try

Bob "The Hammer" Johnson Chairman of Everything

Bob will break his pen for you, but only after you've had three meetings with him.

Aunt Mildred "The Enforcer" Jenkins

Her stern glare will make you wish for a meeting with Bob.

Bert "The Scapegoat" Thompson

When things go wrong, Bert will be the one to blame. Count on it.

Vivian "The Dictator" Lee

Vivian will make the rules, and you'll like it.

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