Secret Handshake Meeting Schedule</top> <style> body { background-color: #FF69B4; font-family: "Comic Sans", sans-serif; } .container { width: 100%; max-width: 800px; margin: 40px auto; } .title { color: #F7DC6E; text-align: center; font-size: 24px; border-bottom: 4px solid #000000; } .meeting { background-color: #F2F2F2; padding: 20px; border-bottom: 4px solid #000000; margin-bottom: 20px; } .meeting-content { padding: 10px; } </style> </head> <body> <div class="container"> <h1 class="title">Secret Handshake Meeting Schedule</h1> <div class="meeting"> <h2 class="meeting-title">Weekly Meeting</h2> <div class="meeting-content"> <p>Attendees:</p> <ul> <li>Bossman McBossface</li> <li>Ceo-CEO</li> <li>Intern McInternface</li> </ul> <p>Agenda:</p> <ul> <li>Discuss why the company is doomed.</li> <li>Blame interns for everything.</li> <li>Order pizza for lunch.</li> </ul> <p>Location:</p> <ul> <li>Conference Room 314 (the one with the broken chair).</li> </ul> <a href="/meetings/attendees/tyrants/secret-handshake/weekly-boss-bashing">Weekly Boss Bashing</a> </div> </div> <div class="meeting"> <h2 class="meeting-title">Bi-Weekly TPS Report</h2> <div class="meeting-content"> <p>Attendees:</p> <ul> <li>Bossman McBossface</li> <li>Ceo-CEO</li> <li>Intern McInternface</li> </ul> <p>Agenda:</p> <ul> <li>Fill out TPS report forms in triplicate.</li> <li>Justify why nothing was accomplished.</li> <li>Discuss who ate the last donut.</li> </ul> <p>Location:</p> <ul> <li>Conference Room 314 (the one with the broken chair).</li> </ul> <a href="/meetings/attendees/tyrants/secret-handshake/tps-reporting">TPS Reporting</a> </div> </div> </div> </body> </html>