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Meetings of the Damned: Minute-by-Minute Breakdown

Attendee: Tyrants of the Realm, Lord Reginald P. Bottomsworth

Summary:

9:00 AM - Arrival and Confusion Lord Reginald P. Bottomsworth looking confused Our beloved leader arrived fashionably late, his entourage of yes-men and sycophants in tow.

9:05 AM - Unnecessary Small Talk Lord Reginald P. Bottomsworth chatting with an aide Lord Reginald spent an inordinate amount of time discussing the weather, his favorite topic besides himself.

9:15 AM - Actual Meeting Begins (Finally!) Lord Reginald P. Bottomsworth at a meeting The meeting commenced, with Lord Reginald taking center stage. His opening remarks consisted of 17 pages of incomprehensible rambling.

9:30 AM - Bureaucratic Babble Lord Reginald P. Bottomsworth speaking at length Lord Reginald regaled us with tales of his latest bureaucratic conquests.

10:00 AM - Power Point Presentation Lord Reginald P. Bottomsworth presenting on powerpoint Lord Reginald presented his latest PowerPoint presentation, replete with flashing animations and garish graphics.

10:30 AM - Adjournment Lord Reginald P. Bottomsworth adjourning the meeting The meeting was adjourned, much to the relief of all in attendance.

Adjournment Report