Balthazar McTyrantface, Lord Highness, Supreme Ruler of the Realm
Lord Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Right Hand Man (and Woman)
Sir Stumblesalot, Court Jester Extraordinaire
1. Declare more holidays so we can take more days off.
2. Fire the coffee machine, it's just too good at its job.
3. Discuss the importance of napping in the office.
We have decided to declare an extra 4-day weekend this month.
We will fire the coffee machine, but only after it has been properly thanked.
Napping in the office is now officially sanctioned.