Meetings: Attendees: Tyrants: Our Chief of Staff: Notes from the Isole

Minutes of the Meeting (Not that we're actually going to remember)

Our Chief of Staff (COS) was in attendance, wearing their signature 'I'm-in-charge' expression.

The meeting began with a heated discussion on the merits of pineapple pizza. The COS declared it a 'tasty abomination' and threatened to veto any future mentions of it.

We then moved on to the 'State of the Corporation' address, where the COS delivered a rousing speech about 'synergy' and 'disruption.' It was...enlightening.

Next up: a presentation on 'New Initiative X' by Intern 345. It was...not that exciting, but the free coffee was a nice touch.

Other attendees include:

• Team Lead (in their element)

• Product Manager (suffering)

• CEO (making it rain)

Next Meeting: same time, same place, same tyranny