Notes from the Desk of Our Glorious Leader

Minutes from the Meeting of Doom, Session 3456

Item 1: The Tyrant's New Sarcasm Policy

Approved by the Council of Fearless Leaders
Effective immediately (i.e., now)
Failure to comply will result in... consequences.

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Item 2: The Mandatory Coffee Break Policy

Mandatory for all employees
Must be taken during the 3 PM hour
Failure to comply will result in... more consequences.

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Item 3: The Mandatory Praise Policy

Mandatory for all employees
Must be given during the 4 PM hour
Failure to comply will result in... even more consequences.

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