Our Deputy's Tirade
This is a page about our deputy who is a tyrant. Yes, it's a real thing. Don't @ us.
Our Deputy is a tyrant of the highest order, feared and respected by all. They make us do their bidding, and we do it with a smile. Because that's what tyrants do.
We've tried to negotiate, we've tried to reason, but it seems the only way to get things done around here is by issuing a well-timed tantrum.