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• Petition to Make Our Deputy of Staff Watch More TV
• Petition to Find Our Deputy of Staff's Secret Treasure Hoard
• Petition to Get Our Deputy of Staff to Share Their Secret Stash of Donuts

Other Petitions:

• Petition to Make Our Deputy of Staff's Schedule More Flexible
• Petition to Get More Annual Leave for Our Deputy of Staff

Warning: Signing these petitions may result in increased productivity, decreased sanity, or spontaneous combustion. Reader discretion advised.