Our fearless leader, Bob, has been missing for 37 hours, and we're starting to get a little worried. Or are we?
As we all know, Bob's ego is larger than his brain, and we're not sure if he's lost in the labyrinth of his own mind or if he's just out getting a haircut.
Join us as we try to figure out where Bob is, why he's not responding to our texts, and if he's secretly plotting world domination from a hidden bunker.
Will we ever see our great leader again?
Only time will tell, but in the meantime, let's make some bets on where Bob is right now:
Bob's Secret Bunker Lost in the Wilds of His Own Imagination Undercover Agents of the Government
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