Welcome, fellow tyrants, to the most epic meeting of the year! Bob the Blunderer, our great leader, has finally realized his conundrum: his ego is bigger than the budget for the upcoming "Tyrant's Ball"!
As we all know, the Tyrant's Ball is the most important event of the year, where the most powerful and feared leaders of our great nation gather to show off their finest attire and most impressive mustaches. But with a budget that's smaller than a kitten's paw, how can we make this happen?
Join us as we brainstorm ways to save the Ball, or at least, save Bob's ego from further embarrassment.
Subpage: "Sacrifice the Interns"
Let's face it, folks, we all know the interns are just a bunch of pesky little pests, always asking for raises and benefits. Why not just sacrifice them to the great leader's ego? We can always find some poor soul to fill their shoes...
Learn more about our plan to sacrifice the internsSubpage: "Fake a Budget Increase"
Who needs actual math when you have a little creativity? Let's just make up some numbers, and voilà! The budget is saved! Bob will be so proud of us...
Learn more about our plan to fake a budget increase