Step 1: The Preparation
Before attempting to fake a sneeze, ensure you have the correct materials: Sneeze Spray, Advanced Sneeze Mask, and The Sneeze Hierarchy.
Step 2: The Execution
To fake a sneeze, follow these steps:
- Hold the Sneeze Spray in your hand, with the nozzle pointing towards your face.
- Exhale sharply, making a sound that mimics a sneeze.
- Point the nozzle towards your nose, and release the spray while holding your breath.
- Immediately cover your mouth and nose with a Sneeze Mask, while proclaiming, "Ah-CHOO!"
Step 3: The Aftermath
Following the faked sneeze, it is essential to address the consequences: The Advanced Sneeze Recovery Method should be applied, which includes drinking a full glass of water, taking 5 deep breaths, and repeating the phrase "I meant to sneeze" three times in front of a mirror.