It's a conundrum that has puzzled our great leader for centuries: how to get the toaster to work without setting off the fire alarm.
Legend has it that our great leader once tried to toast a Pop-Tart using only the power of pure, unadulterated willpower. But alas, the toaster had other plans.
Undeterred, our great leader called upon the wisest minds in the land to help him crack the conundrum. The great philosopher, Bertrand Punsley, was summoned to the throne room to offer his sage advice:
"My dear leader," said Bertrand, "I have studied the ancient art of toasterology. It is clear that the toaster is not just a simple appliance, but a complex device with many hidden mechanisms and countermeasures."
Our great leader was skeptical, but Bertrand assured him that with the right approach, the toaster could be tamed.
"First," said Bertrand, "we must identify the root of the problem. Is it the toaster's heating coils, its electrical circuitry, or perhaps its mystical toaster essence?"
Our great leader was taken aback. He had not considered the toaster's mystical essence before.
With Bertrand's guidance, our great leader set out to investigate the toaster's inner workings. And so, the Conundrum of the Toaster was finally laid to rest.
But little did our great leader know, the real conundrum was only just beginning...
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