Conundrum 1: The Great "Who's in Charge?" Conundrum

				Why does our great leader always wear a different hat on Tuesdays?
			

§§§ 2022-02-15: Leader's Secretary: "Uh, he's, uh, wearing the sameประก 2022-02-16: Leader: "NO, I'M NOT WEARING THE SAME HAT AS ALWAYS, I'M WEARING A DIFFERENT ONE TODAY!"