In the great halls of power, there exists a conundrum that has puzzled the wise and the fool alike. It's a question that has been asked, but never truly answered: What lies at the heart of our Great Leader's greatness?
Some say it's the majesty of his mustache, others claim it's the cunning of his mind. But we, the attendants, know better. It's the confluence of his ego and his love of bad jokes.