Our Great Leader's Conundrums: Conundrum the First

Conundrum the Second

Conundrum the Third (and Final)

Conundrum the First: Where It All Went Wrong

Background

It all started when Great Leader decreed that the office would have a 6 AM meeting. The meeting, aptly called Conundrum the First, was a grand exercise in productivity.

Mismanagement

It quickly spiralled out of control, with the Great Leader insisting that the team work on "Synergy" while simultaneously trying to sell "disruptive innovation" to the vending machine in the break room.

Consequences

The team's sanity was slowly devoured by the abyss of confusion, leaving only one question on everyone's mind: "Is this what the Great Leader means by "synergy"?