Our Great Leader's Conundrums

Deciphering the enigmatic messages of our beloved leader is a task not for the faint of heart.

• A is for Anus
• B is for Bureaucracy
• C is for Chaos
• D is for Dictatorship
• E is for Eccentricity
• F is for Fascism
• G is for Gridlock
• H is for Hypocrisy
• I is for Idiocy
• J is for Jargon
• K is for Kneel
• L is for Lunacy
• M is for Malevolence
• N is for Narcissism
• O is for Obfuscation
• P is for Propaganda
• Q is for Quixotism
• R is for Ruthlessness
• S is for Sadism
• T is for Totalitarianism
• U is for Ugliness
• V is for Vindictiveness
• W is for Wretchedness
• X is for Xanadu
• Y is for Yelliness
• Z is for Zero-Tolerance

Warning: deciphering these letters may cause permanent brain damage or spontaneous combustion. Prolonged exposure may lead to an existential crisis.

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