Our Great Leader's Conundrums

Meeting Agenda

We're having a meeting, because that's what we do.

Today's Agenda:

• Item 1: Who ate the last donut from the break room?
• Item 2: Why is the copier always jammed?
• Item 3: Is it true that Steve in Accounting is secretly a robot?
• Item 4: What's the plan for world domination?

Hyperlinks:

• Minute of Silence | A time for reflection and contemplation
• The Tyrant's Rules | A list of things we're not going to do today
• Decree 2023 | The official document stating we're still not doing that thing

Next Meeting: Tyrant's Rant