Our Great Leader, the one and only, has gone missing with the donuts. Last seen heading towards the break room with a look of intense focus.
Speculation is rampant, but our team is divided:
Maybe Our Great Leader finally cracked under the pressure of having to attend another meeting about the quarterly projections.
Perhaps they've been kidnapped by aliens seeking to study the art of management speak.
Our Great Leader is secretly a pastry thief, and the donuts were just an excuse to get their hands on the conference room's mini-fridge.