Introduction
Welcome to Phase 2 of "Our Great Leader's Conundrum"! In this installment, we're going to explore the science behind ignoring the most pressing issues of our beloved leader.
As a seasoned expert in the field of procrastination, our great leader has developed a range of strategies to maximize productivity by minimizing effort. Join us as we delve into the intricacies of these techniques and learn how to achieve peak levels of doing nothing.
Strategy 1: The Art of Deflection
This strategy involves diverting attention away from the problem at hand and towards something more... distracting.
- Watch cat videos
- Cook complex recipes
- Learn the intricacies of fantasy football