Meeting 5: The Return of the Great Leader

We are pleased to announce that Our Great Leader has deigned to return to the mortal realm, and has graciously granted us an audience.

We are gathering here today to discuss the following agenda:

• Item 1: The Great Leader's Haircare Routine
• Item 2: The New Coffee Machine in the Break Room
• Item 3: Who ate the last donut

Also, please take note that our beloved leader has decreed that the meeting will not, in fact, be a meeting, but rather a "brainstorming session".

As per the Great Leader's instructions, please do not, I repeat, DO NOT bring any ideas that are not thoroughly vetted and approved by the Great Leader's team of highly-paid advisors.

Hyperlinks:

• Phase 6: Brainstorming Session 6 - where we will, no doubt, come up with even more innovative and completely-not-stolen ideas!
• Phase 7: Meeting 7 - He Who Must Be Obeyed - where we will all be forced to listen to the Great Leader's patented "Management Speak" in 3D.