Phase One: Point One

Welcome to Our Great Leader's Conundrums, where the art of meeting attendance is taken to a whole new level.

Today's conundrum: "Why is the coffee machine always out of coffee?"

Discussion Points:

• Phase One: Point Two - The Coffee Conspiracy
• Phase One: Point Three - The Great Hallway Caper

Sub-Points:

• Sub-Point One: Is it a plot to control our minds?
• Sub-Point Two: Can we trade it for a foosball table?
• Sub-Point Three: Is it actually just a prank by our Great Leader?

Attendees:

• Bob: The Coffee Connoisseur
• Steve: The Coffee Snob
• John: The Coffee Addict