Meetings: where productivity goes to die, and sanity is a distant memory. But fear not, for we have a plan to save our great leader from the depths of despair.
It all began in Phase 1.1, where our great leader decided to implement a new system for attending meetings. It was a grand idea, but the execution was, shall we say, lacking.
We are now in Phase 1.2, where we are trying to iron out the kinks in the system. But it seems our great leader has become trapped in a conundrum of their own creation.
Some say it's because they can't decide between a meeting or a dictatorship. Others claim it's because they're secretly a robot, and their AI is malfunctioning. But we know the truth: they're just really, really tired of meetings.
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