Phase 3: The Betrayal

Our Great Leader's Greatest Betrayal

It was supposed to be a meeting about synergy and productivity, but things took a turn for the worse. Ourประกgreat leader, known for their innovative approach to management, had a few tricks up their sleeve.

Agenda:

• Introduce new, unnecessary department: " Department of Extreme Irony"
• Announce the elimination of coffee machine, citing "too much caffeine" as the reason.
• Introduce new dress code policy: all employees must wear neon pink suits on Fridays.

The Great Leader's Rant:

"We're going prophets here, team! The old ways are dead! We need a shake-up, a revolution! Who's with me?!"

"I mean, who needs a social life outside of work? Who needs a work-life balance? WE'RE GOING TO WORK YOU ALL TO.report THE AGENDA, AND WE'RE NOT GOING TO STOP TILL WE'RE DONE! "

Side Effects:

• Employees now forced to wear neon pink suits on Fridays, leading to a 300% increase in office fashion emergencies.
• The new department of Extreme Irony has already been accused of being a front for a secret society of cultists.
• Several employees have reported seeing Our Great Leader's ghostly figure in the break room, whispering "You'll never leave the company" in a creepy, monotone voice.

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