Our Great Leader's Conundrums

A series of increasingly absurd and humorous anecdotes about the enigmatic and reclusive leader of our beloved tyrant overlords, known only as "The Great One".

Episode 1: The Great Cookie Heist

In a shocking turn of events, The Great One was caught with his hands deep in a cookie jar. The consequences of this scandal were severe: he was forced to eat an entire box of cookies in one sitting.

• Read about the Great Cookie Heist
• Read about the time The Great One tried to take over the world with a toaster
• Read about the time The Great One's cat, Mr. Whiskers, became a dictator in his own right