Our Great Leader's Conundrums

It's a conundrum of epic proportions! Our great leader has managed to get us into a spot of trouble.

Previous solutions included, but we've since lost the receipt. Let's review the options:

Option 1: Call in sick with a fake cold

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Option 2: Bribe our way to freedom

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Option 3: Blame it on the intern

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But wait, we almost forgot! We have a new option:

Option 4: Pretend we're a sentient AI

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