Welcome, loyal subjects, to the Safety Briefing of the Great and Powerful Leader, Lord Bane, the Benevolent Dictator of the Realm.
Today's briefing will cover the most pressing concerns of our glorious nation: the dangers of being eaten by the dreaded "Sarcasticron" creature that lurks in the shadows.
We will also be discussing the importance of proper "Tyrant-Handling" techniques, as well as the latest in "Subservient" fashion.
So, sit back, relax, and let our fearless leader guide you through the perils of our great nation.
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