Commandments 1: Thou Shalt Not Leave Thy Waterbottle Unattended

Commandment 1: Thou shalt not leave thy Waterbottle unattended, lest thou suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.

A summary of this commandment is as follows:

• Thou shalt not leave thy waterbottle on the bus or train.
• Thou shalt not leave thy waterbottle on the beach.
• Thou shalt not leave thy waterbottle in the car with the windows rolled down.
• Thou shalt not leave thy waterbottle in the fridge with the door ajar.

Annex 1: Thou Shalt Not Leave Thy Waterbottle Unattended in the Desert.

Annex 2: Thou Shalt Not Leave Thy Waterbottle Unattended in the Dark.

Annex 3: Thou Shalt Not Leave Thy Waterbottle Unattended with a Group of Wild Boars.

Annex 4: Thou Shalt Not Leave Thy Waterbottle Unattended with a Group of Hungry Vultures.

Annex 5: Thou Shalt Not Leave Thy Waterbottle Unattended in the Haunted House.