For it is written: "Thou shalt not question the Tyrant's fashion sense. If the Tyrant wears plaid with polka dots, thou shalt not question. If the Tyrant pairs socks with sandals, thou shalt not question. For the Tyrant is a visionary, and thou art but a lowly subject."
This commandment is not negotiable. Failure to comply will result in severe consequences, including but not limited to: reeducation camps, forced rewatching of reruns of 'The Price is Right,' and/or forced feasts of Brussels sprouts for 30 days.
Other Commandments in the series:
Commandment 10, Verse 5: Thou shalt not question the Tyrant's haircut
Commandment 11: Thou shalt not question the Tyrant's love of reality TV
Commandment 12: Thou shalt not question the Tyrant's favorite color
Other works by the Tyrant: