Our Great Leader's Conundrum 3: The Unsolvable Puzzle of the Infinite Coffee Machine

It's been 3 days since the coffee machine, which has been a staple in our office for years, has stopped working. Our Great Leader has called for an emergency meeting to discuss the solution.

• Tyrant 6: The Coffee-less Conundrum
• Tyrant 7: The Uncoffee-olution
• Tyrant 8: The Caffeine-Deprived Crisis
• Tyrant 9: The Unsolvable Snack Problem

Present:

• Tyrant 3: The Coffee Conundrum Mastermind - "I've been to the bottom of the cup and back again, and I know it's not just a matter of pressing the button."
• Tyrant 4: The Code Crusader - "I've written more lines of code to try and fix this than there's lines on the cup."
• Tyrant 5: The Coffee Connoisseur - "I've tasted the bitter flavor of defeat, and it's not just the coffee."
• Tyrant 2: The IT Tyrant - "I've reset the machine, but it just won't budge."

Discussion:

1. Tyrant 3: "We need to think outside the box, people!"
2. Tyrant 2: "I've tried that, it's not working."
3. Tyrant 4: "We need to code our way out of this!"
4. Tyrant 5: "But have you tried just... just... *gestures to coffee machine*... pressing the button?"