Conundrum the 5th: "If a chicken and a pancake were to have a fight, who would win?"
After months of deliberation, our team of top-notch experts have come to a conclusive answer: it's a tie. The chicken would peck at the pancake, but the pancake's syrupy goodness would blind the chicken with a sugary fog.
We are still unsure if the chicken's fowl temper would get the better of the pancake's fluffy exterior.