Welcome to Our Great Leader's Conundrums, the place where the world's most complex problems are reduced to simple, yet infuriatingly difficult, decisions.
Our team of expert conundrum-solvers will guide you through the process of selecting between:
Do you really need to decide on what to eat for breakfast? The fate of humanity is not at stake here.
Learn more about the Inconsequential ConundrumShould you really be considering the consequences of your actions on the global ecosystem? Who cares, right?
Learn more about the Catastrophic ConundrumWhat is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything? Probably just a bunch of random stuff, but hey, who knows.
Learn more about the Conundrum of the AncientsDon't worry, we won't tell anyone you're here for the free coffee.