The Tyranny of Tyrant One Point Zero
Meet Team Member 1, the resident genius and de facto leader of this operation. Known for their unorthodox yet brilliant approach to problem-solving, Team Member 1 is the mastermind behind many of our most...ahem...illuminating decisions.
- Known for:
- Forseeing the obvious solution to every problem, even when no one else does.
- Accumulating an impressive collection of novelty ties.
- Unapologetically eating the last donut in the break room.
Want to see more of our team's collective brilliance?
- Learn about Team Member 2, the Humanitarian of the Year award winner!
- Read about Team Member 3, the silent but deadly contributor!
- Discover Team Member 4, the grammar police officer!
Or, if you're feeling extra brave: