Tyrant One Point Zero, our beloved leader, has made a name for itself as the most illogical ruler in the land.
Its decrees are often incomprehensible, its decisions seemingly arbitrary, and its policies a mix of contradictory and absurd edicts.
Despite (or because of) this, the people of our great nation have grown accustomed to living in a state of bewildered wonder, unsure what will be the next illogical pronouncement from on high.
Some say it's a genius, a master of chaos theory, while others claim it's simply a master of nothing.