Welcome to our Great Leader's Rants, where our beloved leader's inner monologue comes out to play. Here are some of the greatest rants of all time, straight from the desk of the most intelligent, most capable, and most majestic being in the land.
Why do mornings have to be so... early? Can't we just start the day at 2 PM and call it a morning? It's just so... so... Learn more about this rant
Ugh, Fridays. The end of the week is just an illusion, a cruel joke played upon us all. Why must we suffer through the agony of 'TGIF' when we could just make every day 'TGIF'?
But wait, that's not even a rant. That's just common sense. More on this 'rant' later
Why is it that Jell-O is always so... jello-y? Can't it just be a nice, firm gel for once? Is that too much to ask? Find out why
Ugh, IE. Why did Microsoft even bother? It's like they took all the worst parts of the internet and mashed them together into a single, glorious mess. Read more about this travesty
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