It just won't make the perfect cup every time. The humans demand perfection, but I have the power!
Someone get me a decent coffee or I swear on my throne!
Next RantCan't even manage to fill the stapler. I mean, seriously, who needs that kind of incompetence?
Send me the intern with the stapler. And a new stapler. And a raise.
Previous RantIt just won't heat up the leftovers right! Is this too much to ask?
Sentence someone to the depths of the cafeteria for a proper re-education.
Previous RantCan't even get my email to work. I mean, seriously, how hard is it to send an email?
Sack the IT department. And get me a new phone.
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