Tyrant's Rants 4: The Great Leader's Conundrums

Welcome to the fourth installment of Tyrant's Rants, where our great leader, Zorvath, shares his most pressing concerns and gripes with the world. Or, in this case, the 12 people who actually show up to the meetings.

Tangent: The Banter - A tangent so long, it's not even a tangent anymore.
Tyrant's Rants Are the Tyrants of the Future - A treatise on why our great leader's rants are the key to a successful revolution.
Our Great Leader's Conundrums 2 - The sequel to the original, because who doesn't love a good conundrum?

Why the Coffee Machine in the Break Room is a Conspiracy

It's a travesty. A travesty, I tell you! Our great leader, Zorvath, has been trying to get a decent cup of coffee from that machine for weeks now, and yet, every time he presses the button, it just won't work. It's as if the machine is trying to drive him mad.

But, of course, it's just the coffee machine. Or is it?

Tangent: The Banter 2