Welcome to our beloved leader's inner monologue, where the absurdity knows no bounds and the coffee flows like blood!
Today's rant: "Why can't anyone else do my job?!"
"I mean, seriously, it's not like it's rocket science or anything, but apparently, I'm the only one around here who can actually get things done. Newsflash: I'm not asking for a raise, I'm asking for a therapist! Who needs a team of experts when you've got one slightly-irascible leader with a Google search bar?"