Tyrant #6: The Unstoppable, Incomputent, Incomprehensible Force
Meet Tyrant #6, the mastermind behind the most heinous, most diabolical, most utterly bewildering schemes this side of the conference table.
Known for his
- inability to grasp basic mathematics
- incompetence in public speaking
- indefatigable enthusiasm for terrible ideas
Despite his questionable intellect, Tyrant #6 is known to be a force to be reckoned with. His opponents tremble at the mere mention of his name.
Learn more about Tyrant #6's impressive mathematical featsAchievements:
- Successfully convinced his team to invest in a "pet-rock" startup
- Convinced himself that he's a "Visionary Leader" despite having no vision
- Won the office "Best Hair" award three years running
Personal Quotes:
Read more of Tyrant #6's profound insights"I'm not a tyrant, I'm a visionary... and a leader... and a... uh, person."
"Math is for the weak. I am the strong, unyielding force that will crush you all."