Tyrant Three's Conundrums

Conundrums of the Day

Welcome to Tyrant Three's Conundrums, where the great and powerful ruler of the land, Tyrant Three, grapples with the weighty issues of the day. Today's conundrum is: "How to maintain control without actually having to think for oneself?"

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Recent Decisions:

• Decided to have an 8-hour lunch.
• Declared that Tuesdays are the best day of the week.
• Announced that all employees must wear matching plaid on Fridays.

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