Tyrant Three Point Zero: The Unyielding Enigma

Wherein lies the enigma of Tyrant Three Point Zero, the supreme leader of the land of the free and the home of the bold?

Learn about his conundrums

Little known facts about the Tyrant's conundrums: he once solved a Rubik's cube in 3.14 seconds. He can recite Pi to 10 decimal places. He's secretly an expert in extreme ironing.

Mystifying Quotes from the Tyrant

"I'll never let a little thing like 'logic' stand in the way of my greatness"

-Tyrant Three Point Zero, Supreme Leader and Lord of the Manor

Read more of his enigmatic quotes Read the official biography of the Tyrant