Today's Agenda:
1. How to maintain an iron grip on power while appearing benevolent.
2. The ethics of using underling-termination as a motivational tool.
3. The feasibility of declaring a national holiday in our own honor.
4. Ways to subtly manipulate the media into printing only flattering articles about us.
Adjourned due to lack of progress or interest.
Tyrant Four's Notes on the meeting so far.
Next meeting: Tomorrow, at the same time, same location, and with the same level of desperation.
Remember, we must appear strong, yet approachable.
Or, you know, not.
See you all tomorrow!
Or, not.