Tyrant Three's Edict 1: The Unyielding Mandate

BY THE POWER VESTED IN ME, TYRANT THREE, I, TYRANT THREE, HEREBY DECLARE THAT:

• All citizens are required to wear funny hats on Fridays.
• All meetings will now last exactly 47 minutes and 13 seconds.
• All coffee machines will dispense only a 50/50 mix of decaf and regular coffee.

This edict is non-negotiable. Non-negotiable, I say!