Meet Tyrant Two-Point-Oh, the supreme ruler of our beloved nation, where the art of governance is a delicate dance between benevolence and benevolarity.
In a bold move, Tyrant Two-Point-Oh has decreed that the nation's budget shall be balanced on the back of a single, magical unicorn that lives in a nearby cave. The people are skeptical, but our Great Leader is convinced it's the only way to go.
Some of the great conundrums of Tyrant Two-Point-Oh include: